Tell me you practice what you preach, then don't.
- Block my drive-way with your company truck to use the port a-potty across the street. Poop on your own time.
Tell me to have a nice day without making eye contact.
- Fake hug me.
Call me Michelle...because that sounds so much like Melissa.
- Give my child a toy that makes noise. May you contract a flesh eating disease and have your innards be devoured by locusts. LOUD locusts.
- Suggest I drink tea to cure my insomnia. Drugs only, thanks.
- Don't invite me to the Red Sox game. You suck. ;-)
- Use the phrase “Log on to our website.”
Try to convince me that the reason I’m so constipated is because I just need to relax. MAY YOU NEVER POOP AGAIN!!!
I love it. These are so true! Good times last night. Send me the photoshopped pics. I am excited :)
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry my Photoshop isn't working, have fun with them.
ReplyDeleteCheck your email account, I just sent you a few. Thank God for my computer at work. Yay!!!!!!!
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