clues
Do you ever have days when you know, without a doubt, that indeed aliens came down to earth, abducted your obedient and loving child and exchanged him/her for another not so obedient and loving child? Today was OUR day...
Clue #1: He didn't run to hug me after being at his Dad's house for a week.
Clue #2: He received a yellow day (on a scale from 1 to 10 that's a 2) at daycare.
Clue #3: He didn't take a nap.
Clue #4: He earned three time-outs before dinner for not listening.
Clue #5: At the grocery store he thought it be funny to expose my bum to the entire population of Redmond by lifting my skirt.
Clue #6: When asked to get dressed and brush his teeth, he decided it would be more fun to lather him AND the bathroom sink, mirror and toilet with my new body lotion.
Need I continue with another? I think not. I'm putting in a request right now to get my son back and pouring myself a nice TALL glass of wine now. Ni-Nite.
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