{7.14.09}

excuses

perfectly acceptable excuses for being absent from my blog...

1. i was busy titling 168 blog entries.


2. my brain was temporarily rendered useless due to a hormone induced coma.


3. i was spending hours on yahoo! answers, for like answers, scientific ones.


4. i was busy organizing my organized closets and drawers.


5. i was coveting wallpaper from graham & brown and hygge & west.


6. my dog ate my brainstorm post-its.


7. i was watching awesomely bad action movies.


8. i was filling in for oprah.


9. i couldn't think in plus-140 character concepts (thanks, twitter).


10. i was avoiding reality.