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raising a six-year-old boy

i've learned:

1. every cool bug must be captured and cared for properly with help from ehow.com.

2. ranch dip should never ever go in school lunch bags...even in tupperware!

3. plan and budget for school fund-raisers and donations...um...weekly?!

4. girls are gross one day and girlfriends the next.

5. good haircuts matter.

6. private nakedness also matters.

7. adam's expensive cologne is no longer just adam's.

8. yelling "I have to go number 2" in the store is necessary...and fun.

9. tissues are for storing boogers that have already been picked.

10. buying "baby" hair and body wash is no longer acceptable.

sniff...sniff!