ugly betty flashback
my tongue hurts so much from biting it lately that i'm worried i'll just bite the darn thing off. maybe that wouldn't entirely be a bad thing; i'd lose weight and wouldn't say anything i'd eternally regret. maybe that would explain why i've been grinding my teeth at night and why i now have to wear a mouth guard. I feel like an awkward sixteen year old wearing braces - again! I wasn't fully convinced that I was grinding my teeth until I discovered bite marks on my guard only after one night wearing it.
so i've been thinking about trading in my little honda civic for an suv for quite awhile (a year) now So sunday we made a trip to the honda dealership in bend where i found and fell in love with my new mommy mobile. The new pilot you ask? no. I just couldn't justify paying over $30k for a car. here is what my new ride looks like...
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How to annoy me:
- Do a good deed for appearances.
- Use the last q-tip in the house and don't bother to tell me.
- use the last post-it in the office and don't bother to tell me.
- Call me at work to inform me that my child was used as a landing pad by a nine-year-old bully that you weren't obviously watching. Super.
- after i specifically tell you to call and leave a message with a house update, you call and tell me to call you back. what part of leave a message didn't you understand?
how to charm me:
- Tell me that i look sexy in the morning while i'm still wearing my mouth guard.
- Catch me going 35 mph in a 20 mph school zone, recognize me from the chamber and wave on by.
- Give me a big fat raise. finally!
- Make the most hideous facial expression possible that makes me laugh every time, without fail.
- Call me just to say "hi". No favors no questions just "hi".
love the new ride! :)
ReplyDeleteWell, I obviously made it into the annoy section, but I've got about 2 entries in the charm section so maybe I'm doing alright.
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